"Well, we might as well check it out, at least. If the ghost's harmless we can just make out at the apartment instead; it's not hurting anyone." He turns to the cashier. "Excuse me, do you know if there's some reason for your shop to be haunted?"

"Ghosts don't exist, sir."

"But if they did."

She sighs. "I dunno. Kathy was telling me some homeless guy died outside? Creepy shit. That ghosty enough for you?"

"Indeed!"