Ari Kaltenbaum

"The average wizard has a natural life expectancy of anywhere from three to five hundred years. Most wizards don't exactly put fitness as their top priority, so I'd probably be at the higher end of that, or maybe even break records, I don't know. I'm something like sixty or seventy years old, I think, so I have four hundred or so years left. If nothing kills me before then. Which is hilariously unlikely." There's a flicker of a wry smile on his face.